Friday, January 27, 2017

This ain't no Canyon Ranch

Many years ago, I had the luxury of staying at Canyon Ranch Spa in Lennox, Mass.
It was a wonderful 4 days. I'll be staying here at Rhoads Wing Spa for the next 21 to 28
days. Let's see how the two measure up:

Canyon Ranch                                          Rhoads Wing Spa                                      Winner     

White towels in bathroom                         White towels shaped like hearts                 Rhoads


Gift bag with water bottle                         Gift Barf Bucket with hat to pee in             Canyon Ranch


Aromatherapy                                           Aromatherapy                                              Draw

Delish meals in dining room                     Not bad meals with Room Servicve!          Rhoads

Exercise programs                                     Exercise programs                                      Draw

Reiki available on site                               Reiki available in room!                             Rhoads

Refreshing cleansing tea                           Poisons they shoot in your veins                Uh....
available anytime!                                     that may kill you and will certainly
                                                                  make you feel like crap.

Well, that last one certainly clinched the win for Canyon Ranch.

I'm still not sure how I landed here, but it sure ain't no Canyon Ranch

7 comments:

  1. You really are Super Woman! Keep fighting and know we're ALL here for you!!!! XXOO

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  2. Hey! You could have naked fat Germans running around the floor like Baden-Baden. Although, floating along a mineral Spring sounds kind of awesome right now.

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  3. I know that you will make the best of this situation with your humor. I'd love to go on a girls' weekend to Canyon Ranch to celebrate with you when this is all done!

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  4. Your humor will certainly get you through this - Attitude is Everything!!! I'd like to go on a girls weekend spa trip when you are sprung!

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  5. Carin, you are stronger than you know and we are all here with you. “The green reed which bends in the wind is stronger than the mighty oak which breaks in a storm.” This was in my fortune cookie today and I thought of you. You need to get back home soon so I don't have to drag Lisa to ComicCon!! See you soon & keep smiling even when they give you the designer gown with the 'peek-a-boo' backend.

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  6. Haha!!!! I love it. Maybe you can check into Rhoads again when you are all better to just get away from the doldrums of suburban life. Lol. Thinking of you constantly and hoping the chemo is being gentle with you and tough as hell on cancer !! Love you

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  7. You are amazing for sharing your journey and your humor with us! Thank you so much for the privilege--we are holding you in our hearts and prayers :)

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